What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What do call a cactus which is shaped like a penis
Dildon’t.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
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