I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
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