How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
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