What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What is fruity and burns?
The grape fire of London.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
I would say that life for the majority of people in the middle ages was rather peasant.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
Medieval scientists were known to be very arrogant and stubborn. They thought that everything revolved around them!
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?
They start by dragon it.
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
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