I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
In medieval times, what were people who worked in banks known as? They were known as fortune-tellers!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200's?
Medieval Knievel
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"