What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
In medieval times, what were people who worked in banks known as? They were known as fortune-tellers!
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?
They storm the baaaastille.
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
What is fruity and burns?
The grape fire of London.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
If Hamlet was alive now, he would have only worn t-shirts saying 2B or not 2B!
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
What do you call a medieval dentist?
A plaque doctor.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
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