I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe?
More often than not, they were called "peasants"
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.