What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200's?
Medieval Knievel
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What was the favorite pass time of peasants from the medieval time period? They absolutely love to go serfing!
Medieval cures...
Were leeches on society
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
How did one become a medieval executioner?
You had to axe nicely.
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Why didn't the medieval farmers harvest flowers to make tea?
It would have been an exercise in feudal-lily-tea.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
Medieval scientists were known to be very arrogant and stubborn. They thought that everything revolved around them!
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
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