When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?
Resistance if feudal
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
For several days each month, some friends and I get together, play instruments and sing in a medieval style.
I guess you could call it my minstrel period.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
If Hamlet was alive now, he would have only worn t-shirts saying 2B or not 2B!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Medieval scientists were known to be very arrogant and stubborn. They thought that everything revolved around them!
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe?
More often than not, they were called "peasants"
I would say that life for the majority of people in the middle ages was rather peasant.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
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