What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What is fruity and burns?
The grape fire of London.
When medieval armies went off to war...
were they playing for keeps?
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?
They storm the baaaastille.
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
Medieval scientists were known to be very arrogant and stubborn. They thought that everything revolved around them!
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
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