What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.