What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!