What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
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