Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
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