Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
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