In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.