What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
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