What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
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