How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
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