What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
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