What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
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