Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
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