What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
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