What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
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