Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
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