These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.