I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Why did George Washington have sleeping problems? Because he is unable to lie.
Where would you find Hadrian's Wall?
At the bottom of his garden!
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
Hitler jokes are rude, Anne Frankly I don't care.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
I went to a dad-joke competition at Medieval Times last weekend..
They called it the Game of Groans.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture.
Doesn't make much sense to me, considering it fell.
The paper my student wrote on Tsar Ivan was so bad, it was tearable.
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
What's the most important day in Egypt?
Mummy's Day.
What was the most common sandwich in Ancient Rome?
A Plebeian J
Just landed in Rome, Italy. My pilot used to be a Franciscan Monk...
...But now he's an Air Friar.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
What did Pharaoh say when the seventh plague struck his land?
"Aw *hail* naw!"
Who succeeded the first President of the United States?
The second one.
If Roman Emperor Nero was born in Egypt..
He might have been a Far-o.
My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
Have you heard about the roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
The loveliest subject in schools History because it has so many dates.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What is the favourite food of the Egyptian god? It is the Ramen.
How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?
They start by dragon it.
Why didn't the Romans have algebra?
Because X always equaled 10!
How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?
They storm the baaaastille.
How did the dog learn to read the hieroglyphics? Because it was an egypt-chien.
To get to the other tide.
One of the historical figures to play music with has got to be the talented Mr. Ben-jam-in Franklin.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
Q: What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?
A: A lucky stiff
What is the best job for a mummy during holidays? A gift wrapper.
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
What do you call a medieval horse in the army
A knight-mare
In which battle did the soldiers form a queue outside a metal box?
The battle of Portaloo.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
A student holds a gun to his English teacher. "Give me all your money or you're geography!"
"You mean history."
"Don't change the subject!"
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
I General Lee do not find punny history jokes about the Civil War funny.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
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