What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
The calm before the score
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
I made a snap decision to watch football today
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Calm before the score
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
I feel tail great!
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Having a ball
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Give me some pigskin
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Prepare to be bowled over.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Join us for plenty of play action.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
I like big punts and I cannot lie
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