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What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Give me some pigskin
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
By the seat of one’s punt
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Football is one habit I will never kick
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
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