[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Having a ball
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
The calm before the score
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
Join us for plenty of play action.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
I feel tail great!
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
By the seat of one’s punt
Prepare to be bowled over.
We’re calling your number.
The huddle is real
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
I like your tight end
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
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