What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
I feel tail great!
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Join us for plenty of play action.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
Football is one habit I will never kick
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
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