This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
All punts are highly intended
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Football is one habit I will never kick
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Beauty is only pig skin deep
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.