Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
All punts are highly intended
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Prepare to be bowled over.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
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