How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
The huddle is real
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
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