What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
All punts are highly intended
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Calm before the score
I made a snap decision to watch football today
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.