What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
The huddle is real
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
Calm before the score
I like your tight end
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
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