What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
We’re calling your number.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
The calm before the score
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
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