Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
I like big punts and I cannot lie
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
The calm before the score
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
The goal nine yards
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
This event is sure to be out of bounds.