Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
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