What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Why are some umpires fat?
Because they always clean the plate.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
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