My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
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