What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
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