What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
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