I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.