Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
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