What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
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