What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
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