A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
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