Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
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