I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
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