Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.