Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
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