There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
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