Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
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