I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft