What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
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