What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
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