What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
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