You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
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