My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
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