Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
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