What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
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