What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
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