What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.