We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
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