Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
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