Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
What is the tree’s least favorite month of the year? SepTIMBERRRR.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
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