What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
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