Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!