Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Poor white splash.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Water you doing on [date]?
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Get in the swim this summer.
For instant fun, just add water.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Summer is just floating by.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
My moment in the sun.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?