How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Poor white splash.
For instant fun, just add water.
Water you doing on [date]?
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Get in the swim this summer.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Summer is just floating by.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
My moment in the sun.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!