Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
The calm before the score
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
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