Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
For instant fun, just add water.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
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