This summer is going swimmingly.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Get in the swim this summer.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Join us for plenty of play action.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
Give me some pigskin
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
The huddle is real
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
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