They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
I like your tight end
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
We’ll have a ball.
Having a ball
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Prepare to be bowled over.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
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