Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
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