What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
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