What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
The huddle is real
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
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