When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
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