Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
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