Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
I feel tail great!
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
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