The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
I like your tight end
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
The calm before the score
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
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