When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
All punts are highly intended
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
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