What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Summer is just floating by.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Football is one habit I will never kick
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
I like your tight end
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Go to BabaMail
