Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
The goal nine yards
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
All punts are highly intended
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
We’re calling your number.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
Water you doing on [date]?
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
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