You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
The calm before the score
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
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