Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Calm before the score
Having a ball
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
We’ll have a ball.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
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