The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
We’ll have a ball.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
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