Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
Poor white splash.
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