Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
The huddle is real
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
The goal nine yards
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Having a ball
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
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