What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
What happens if you run in front of a car?
You get tired.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
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