Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
When the going gets tough, let the pins fall where they may.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
We’ll have a ball.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Poor white splash.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Get in the swim this summer.
For instant fun, just add water.
The goal nine yards
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