Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Water you doing on [date]?
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Join us for plenty of play action.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
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