Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
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There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
By the seat of one’s punt
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
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