The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Prepare to be bowled over.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?
He couldn't stand all the racket!
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
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