What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.