Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
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