After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
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