What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?