What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.