Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
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