How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
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