Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
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