Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
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