What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
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