Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
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