Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
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