What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.