Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.