When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.