There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
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