The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
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