Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
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