Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
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