A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
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