It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.