I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
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