What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
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