What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
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