When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
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