A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.