What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
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