How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
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