What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
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