What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
Did you hear about the big company that made syrup from contaminated trees? They maple their syrup from the shelves.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
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