What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
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