What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
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