What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
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