Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.